War with Iran

Some things always seem to have a whiff of inevitability about them. The sun rises in the

east, Ricky Gervais presents the Golden Globes and Donald Trump tells lots of lies.

However, there is another certainty about Trump that has now inevitably lurched to life –

that he would use an overseas crisis to both deflect from his own miserable shortcomings

and to rev up his “base” in an election year. And now we have just that with the Trump

ordered killing of top Iranian general and strategist, Qasem Soleimani. Tensions with Iran

are now ratcheting up at an alarming pace and the world is holding its breath to see just

how this now plays out given that Trump has now seemingly opted to let the war genie out

of the Middle Eastern bottle.


For a man who has readily decried the prior of forays of previous administrations into the

Middle East, Soleimani’s elimination sure flies in the face of that. Thousands of more

American troops have now headed out to the region and Trump’s hot air rhetoric about

staying out of such future military quagmires has never looked so shallow as it does now.

In 2012, Trump slammed then President Obama by predicting (completely incorrectly) that

he would “go to war with Iran” so as to influence the 2012 Presidential election and that

such a tactic was “pathetic”. Quite Donald, quite.


As we know, Trump is a man under a great deal of pressure. Clearly unfit for the office that

he holds by way of lack of temperament, knowledge and experience, he now has the weight of impeachment bearing down on him too. So, against that backdrop, it should come as no surprise that Trump opted to order the killing of Soleimani by way of a massive, potentially blood-soaked distraction.


However, let’s not overlook the immovable-object meets-irresistible-force tussle going on

inside Trump’s head right now. On the one hand, he wants to be seen to be a continual

“winner” committed to reducing American commitments over-seas, especially the Middle

East, as part of his puerile “America First” philosophy. On the other hand, when yet more

flag-draped coffins are flown back into the States as the body count starts to mount, then

what? Trump and his MAGA masses can’t have it both ways.


The Iranian regime is of course not the most enlightened, that’s for sure. However, it is the

current heir to a Persian tradition of both geo-political machinations and long-term survival

in the face of overwhelming odds. While Trump can barely get past the fixation of his latest

tweet, Tehran plays the long game for sure, being especially adept at serving up cold

retribution. Trump is up to his red tie in a swirling Middle Eastern mire and the whole world

knows it. One can only imagine the laughter currently echoing around the halls of power in

Moscow and Beijing.


As if things weren’t bad enough, Trump can only ever double-down on his original

outrageousness with even more of the same. Hence his threat to potentially take out

Iranian targets both in a “disproportionate fashion” and with an eye on sites of cultural and

historical importance. No American Commander-in-Chief has ever ventured into the realms

of such unhinged belligerency and potential war criminality. It is prohibited by international


law to deliberately target sites of cultural and historical importance and was a favoured

tactic of ISIS. Say no more.


America’s European allies, and even Israel, have been quick to put some distance between